#19 Lily vs. Being All By Herself

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#18 Lily vs. Absence

So, you know the song that talks about being "all by myself..." Dude, the puppy feels that way tonight. Ain't nobody around. The Voice of Reason has the night off. But, the Lily must blog on...

At least I have you'all in the blogosphere. Seriously, you's all the Lily's only company tonight. Do you want some pizza? Could you buy it, 'cuz the puppy is fresh out of money. You's also going to have to order it 'cuz all the pizza owners in town know how much the Lily eats and they's no longer selling pizza to the puppy...All by myself....All by myself...

If you's out there tonight---and you haven't already left to go get the puppy some pizza--drop the puppy a line. Let her know how much you care...All by myself...

Ask her a question. Questions confuse the Lily and she likes being confused when she's...All by herself...

Maybe, the puppy should ask the questions. What's your favorite color? What's your favorite alter-ego puppy dog that has her own blog? What are your thoughts on the Hindenburg disaster?

The questions could go on and on, but, then again, there's no one really out there is there? Everyone has abandoned the Lily. They see her as nothing more than brainlessness unleashed in the extreme like she's frying the retinas of their intelligent faces. Well, the Lily has a face! Maybe not an intelligent one---but a face nonetheless. And she will not be let down. She will not go darkly into the night. She will keep blogging and hope that she's not gonna be...

All by herself...
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Other Posts:
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#2 Lily vs. Question from Lyle

#18 Lily vs. Absence

Prior Post:
#17 Lily vs. IQ Test

Back by popular demand---which basically just includes the puppy because no one else gives a care about the Lily and no one else reads the blog about the puppy---Lily has ceased her absence.

On my vacation I saw the Andes mountains and I took a bite. No chocolate. No mint. Massive rip off. The puppy is perturbed.

The puppy also went to see the ruins in Peru. They's was all ruined. I guess the puppy should have seen that coming, but the Lily was hoping that calling them "ruins" was just an advertising ploy. You know, chaos sells. So do random phrases on t-shirts...

What did you do on your vacation away from the puppy's blog? Did you go search the deepest, darkest parts of...some place deep and dark...???

OK the puppy's stalling! She missed this blog. This blog is everything to her! It's her own Chronicles. If you's out there, faithful blog readers, then tell the whole worlds that the puppy is back! Send her URL to at least 50 of your friends. If you don't have 50 friends, then give up now. You's lame and you can't help it.

Voice of Reason: Lily! That's rude and inconsiderate. And that's no way to treat those that read your blog.

Hey! Voice of Reason is back too! And you's right, the Lily apologizes to the blog reading public. I'm sure you have many friends. Now, go, and shamelessly plug the puppy's blog to them!
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Other Posts:
#19 Lily vs. Being All By Herself
#1 The Brainlessness Begins