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#9 Lily vs. Fatigue
Question: Lily do you like eating everything? Even Spam?
Steven, Arlington, Texas
Steve, the puppy eats everything, but the real question is does the puppy like it?
Well...does she? Punk?
Anyway, the Lily doesn't think you's a punk, Steve. You's probably a nice dude...so the puppy's just kiddin' with you.
The puppy loves eating spam! But only if it will sit still.
The puppy has a horrible time of trying to catch spam...especially in the wild. They's ferocious in the wild. The puppy was hunting the spam once and spotted some on a log...totally not suspecting the Lily. Then, this stupid bird came up and starting saying stuff like, "Hey, spam, do you see the Lily hunting you? I bet you don't". And the spam was all looking around all nervously like, "What? What do you mean a Lily puppy? I'm in the wild, I'm ferocious. Nothing challenges my supremacy here."
That was when the Lily struck.
That spam was tasty for the puppy!
Now, the front part of the can is mounted on the puppy's wall in the living room.
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