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#10 Lily vs. Spam
OK, so, Klingons freak the puppy out. And this is Lily's attempt at satirizing Klingons.
They's got their spaceships and they's got their funky heads...They's just downright scary to the puppy.
Strangely enough, though, Lily speaks the Klingon. Yee, she do...
The Voice of Reason: No, you don't
Sure, I do. It's like "grunt, grunt, aahh, phlegm, grunt, phlegm..."
The Voice of Reason: (smacks forehead)
OK, so the Lily's Klingon is rusty...
The Voice of Reason: Lily, your brain is rusty.
It is? I better get that checked out...Do they check for rust when they's doing oil changes? 'Cuz the puppy needs an oil change.
The Voice of Reason: (frustrated) Whatever...You can't speak Klingon. Oh, no Lily, look a Klingon!
Where, holmes, where?
The Voice of Reason: Right behind you! He's going for your supply of cheese!
He is? Oh NO HE DON'T!!! Freaky Klingon or not, ain't nobody taking the Lily's cheese supply!
(Sounds of a fight)
The Voice of Reason: So, sorry, blog reading audience. Lily is currently preoccupied. Please join us next time for another rousing rendition of Lily's life and her view of the world on The Chronicles of the Brainless Lily Puppy.
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