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#11 Lily vs. Klingons
Today the puppy is talking about Krispy Kreme. Did you know that the Lily asked to be named "Best Krispy Kreme Kustomer" ever? She singlehandedly ate 500 in one day once. They never agreed to let the puppy have that title though.
The puppy thinks it's because she keeps telling the CEO dude that "Krispy", "Kreme" & "Kustomer" all started with a "C" and not a "K". The Lily thinks that that fact keeps the CEO up at night. Just think about it.
The Voice of Reason: Lily, you don't have a brain to think about it. Why would you ask them to think about it?
Voice of Reason, you mess with the Lily sometimes....No, seriously, how many times a day do you think the CEO dude from Krispy Kreme gets asked that question?
OK, the puppy will confess!!!
Honestly, the puppy must confess something. She is the cause of the Krispy Kreme spelling debacle!!!
Yee, it's true! (Well, actually not because the puppy is make believe anyway...)
One day long ago, she was the secretary for the big head hauncho-pichu (that's also a city in South America...) Mr. Creme. She was eating a tasty donut (it was only her 30th that day) and some of the inner goop came out and splotched on the page she was writing on. Unfortunately for the company, the document was they's articles of incorporation and the goop made the "C"s look like "K"s. The puppy filed the document and the rest is history...like the puppy's job as the secretary.
The Voice of Reason: And now the CEO has nightmares every night of being chased by reporters asking him why the company's name is spelled with a "K". As he drifts off to sleep he no longer mutters his normal retort "it's a marketing ploy", but silently, honestly, whispers the bane of his existence: "Lily".
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