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#15 Lily vs. The Brazilian Rainforest & German Sausages
Holmes! Have you ever eaten shellfish?
Voice of Reason: Yes Lily, I’ve eaten shellfish before.
Have you ever, like, totally thought, that eating them, demoralizes them???
Voice of Reason: Man, you are “the most brainless puppy this side of Texas, Michigan & New Hampshire”. Why would it demoralize them?
The puppy was just thinking that if they’s keep getting eaten all the time that they’s must be getting depressed from it.
You know, that’s why they’s got that shell…They’s trying to block out the world that keeps muscling in on them. (Get it!?! “Muscling in”? Anyway…)
Voice of Reason: Wow…Lily, you’re stupid. You’re muscling in on my IQ right now. Go away…Go run at a slant somewhere…
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