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#13 Lily vs. The Blogosphere
Are you really a dawg or an alter-ego?
Pedro
Thank you Pedro for the question. The puppy has a storied past. This was going to be a surprise, but the title gave it away...
Anyway...
Voice of Reason: Lily, let me get this one...The Lily once was a puppy. She was born on Easter (Easter Lily), but unfortunately she has passed away. A truck ended her life, as well as that of her mother's, one night long ago . Same truck, two dogs. For years she lived on only in the memory of her owner, but now, because of the blogosphere, her story will be told....This is the truth. OK, back to you Lily.
Thank you, holmes. The Lily thinks her storied past sounds like a great start to a movie!
As time went on for the Lily, her owner saw what she was and what she was to become. Add creativity and a little bit of goofiness and the Brainless Lily Puppy has emerged. Then the puppy needed some chronicles ('cuz that makes it sound cooler!). This is some truth and a lot of brainless fun!
And the fun is just beginning for the puppy! She got so much to tell the world. Things like how severe unintelligence causes the puppy to run at a slant. The Voice of Reason has told the Lily that that is technically impossible, but the puppy does it just to slap physics right in the unbelieving toe ('cuz she can't reach the face...)
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The Lily says, "Get Updates to the Blog!"
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