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#3 Lily vs. Kitties
The puppy really wouldn't call the puppy's weight a problem.
OK, so she rivals the weight of most skyscrapers.
Some would call her fat. Some would say blubberous. The puppy personally would say a little over the weight limit of most truck scales at the landfill.
OK, so she's fat.
It's 'cuz she loves the food, holmes. The Lily puppy loves the tastiness that is tasty food. I like to eat the stuff like there is no tomorrow, yesterday or today. Totally, holmes. Hence, my weight problem...I mean not problem, I mean...oh, the puppy is confused...
wimpers
Brainless and stupid and fat---all at the same time.
Oh, wail! The puppy is in blubberish anguish. Who will save the puppy from this---hey, is that cheese? The puppy loves the cheese. That's tastiness. Is you gonna eat all that cheese or can the Lily have some...
Hey! Don't run away with that cheese! Lily may have weight, but she ain't gonna wait for that cheese.
I said come back! Hey! Is you gonna eat all that?
Sorry, lucky people who read the Lily's blog, but she's got go chase down the dude with the cheese...
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#5 Lily vs. The Presidential Election
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