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#4 Lily vs. Weight Problems
Voice of Reason: Lily, who do you favor for the Presidential election? Obama, Clinton, McCain?
The puppy definitely believes that we should have a President. I think it would be spiffy. They should like totally elect a President.
Voice of Reason: Uh, Lily, yes, we should elect a President. Which one would you vote for?
The Lily would vote for...uh...whoever could give her the most food.
Voice of Reason: What?
Oh, yee. Food is tasty.
Voice of Reason: That's great Lily, but shouldn't you be more specific about your criteria?
Ooohhh....You's using big words now, holmes. You's right. The puppy should be more specifical. She thinks whoever could give her the most cheese should win. That's more specifical and cheese is very tasty and whoever could do that would get my vote, holmes.
Voice of Reason: Lily, you're an idiot...
Prove it!
Voice of Reason: What?
Prove it!
Voice of Reason: I don't have to. It's blatantly obvious.
Hey! The only thing blatantly obvious, holmes, is that the Lily needs a food supply!
Voice of Reason: And a brain...
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