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#2 Lily vs. Question from Lyle
Kitties mess with the puppy. Why? Because they think they's the best thing since sliced food.
I'm serious.
Have you ever noticed that whenever kitties fall off of things they's always landing on their feets?
What happens when the Lily falls off of something high and makes incredibly velocitated falls towards the pavement? She lands on her head!
Kitty falls---lands on feet.
Puppy falls---flat on face.
Oh, the pain...Lily can hardly stand it.
That's why the puppy has come up with a plan. Whenever she falls off stuff, she will not fall on her head.
Voice of Reason: Lily, wouldn't that mean that you would have to defy gravity herself?
Well, you know, gravity's mean anyway...So I think defying her is OK.
Voice of Reason: Do you think anything that is mean deserves to defied? Furthermore, can gravity be defied so easily on a whim?
Whim? O' yee, I knew him once. We was in 'Nam together. Miguel too. (More on that later.) So, anyway, STOP CONFUSING THE PUPPY. I think we should all rise up and throw off the power of the meanie head, gravity. Because the puppy said so...and she's mean to the puppy...and I hate kitties...
Voice of Reason: You are truly brainless, Lily.
Thank you...I work out...
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