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'Sup. This is the Lily again. You know, the puppy that encapsulates brainlessness...
Anyway, today the Lily is versus the color red. Why? Because that's random and the puppy is random. She's about as random as the---look out flying squirrel!!! They's uppity this time of year.
See, as random as that!
The Lily has even been known to be random on purpose. Like when she goes to a department store and she sees these cute little shoes and she's like "oh, I hope these fit my paws". I shall purchase these....
Voice of Reason: Lily!!!
What?
Voice of Reason: You said you were random on "purpose" not "purchase"
Sorry, holmes. Lame joke from the puppy. She's hilarious if she say so herself. Why ain't you laughin'? Geez, fine...Her bad. I did like those cute little shoes though...
Voice of Reason: Lily!!!
OK, don't bust a toe. Anyway, "randomness is next to brainlessness" I always say, and since the puppy is random, it makes sense that she brainless, right? But is she British?
Voice of Reason: What?
Sorry, more randomness.
Voice of Reason: Lily, hold on a second!
What?
Voice of Reason: I thought this post was about the color red?
Oh yee, the puppy forgot...Wait! Red is Britain's favorite color! Maybe the Lily ain't so random anymore...She's starting to make sense.
Voice of Reason: And I need a vacation...
In Britain?
Voice of Reason: Lily!!!
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