#13 Lily vs. The Blogosphere

Prior Post:
#12 Lily vs. Krispy Kreme

AAAaaaahhhhh!

SO anyway, the Lily's freaked out. Ugh...

The puppy's been surfing this here blogosphere thingy and the Lily has found nothing but freaky and random people.

Voice of Reason: Lily, your freaky and random.

Shut up! The puppy is talking here...

Take for instance the salted fishy juggler who feels compelled to talk about his innermost feelings of rejection by his peers. Hello...the dude juggles fishys. Now, if he talks about his innermost need to eat the fishys then that would be something. Because food is tasty. Or, if he blogged about how stupid kitties are...

Voice of Reason: Then he would be like Lily.

Why do you need to be so mean to the puppy? Seriously. Bark, woof, etc.

Or what about the dudet who blogs about fighting Klingons just to protect her cheese supply. What an idiot.

Voice of Reason: Lily, wait, you did that. It's right here at this URL: #11 Lily vs. Klingons

Or what about the absolutely freaky and random individual who hangs a can of spam on her mantle at home after she viciously captured it in it's natural habitat?

Voice of Reason: Lily, that was you too: #10 Lily vs. Spam

And what about the sap---seriously these bloggers should be slapped, holmes---who posted a story about when they's was a secretary for Krispy Kreme and how they's the bane of the Krispy Kreme CEO's life?

Voice of Reason: #12 Lily vs. Krispy Kreme

Why you keep saying that and posting those funky blue, underlined website thingys?

Voice of Reason: Because I'm waiting for the little hamster in your head to starting spinning the wheel that serves as your only hope of the resemblance of a brain.

There's a hamster in the puppy's head? Aaaahhh! GET IT OUT!!! Help, holmes! Help!

Wait...I wonder if the Lily could blog about this???
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