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Lily puppy tackles the major stories in the world in this blog entry.
We's talkin' global warming, holmes!
Bark, woof, etc. (That's what the Lily says when she's being emphatic. Yee!)
Anyway,
The puppy don't want to admit it, but she's causing the global warming!
You, see the Lily eat lots of food, you know what the puppy's sayin'? Oh, yee! Just talkin' about it makes the Lily hungry...
Anyway, 'cuz she eats so much, she of course got the flatulence. And this ain't your grandmother's flatulence.
This is the Flatulence of Fury! She burned a hole in the ozone, holmes!
She's sorry, but, you know, the puppy likes the food. So.......buy stock in refrigerators.
Bark, woof, etc.
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1 comment:
Hey Lily,
Thanks for stopping by my blog. My mom read yours to me and it was really funny. Are you really a dawg or an alter-ego? How about a picture? You can't be that fat!
Pedro
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